the-condescensions-swag:

teamsubpar:

The Homestuck Fandom is literally the worst fandom and has absolutely no redeeming qualities.

If you think otherwise that just means that you are a part of the Homestuck fandom and therefore your opinion doesn’t matter because you are, in fact, shit. Just like your fandom.

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the-condescensions-swag:

teamsubpar:

The Homestuck Fandom is literally the worst fandom and has absolutely no redeeming qualities.

If you think otherwise that just means that you are a part of the Homestuck fandom and therefore your opinion doesn’t matter because you are, in fact, shit. Just like your fandom.

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I crave your legs intertwined with mine, I crave nothing but you, in the most simplest of ways.
(via highrapunzel)

(Source: callmefranz36)

accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

I should probably masturbate
me whenever I’m home alone (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

when attractive people have low standards

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(Source: bukkokay)

requietum:

im s TILL LAUGHGING ON WHAT ELI PUT ON THE ENVELOPE OF THE CARD I LOVE U

(Source: dustpetals)

thaibrator:

Going to school with a dress code

(Source: orangeskins)

semicastrated:

the difference between “ok” and “okay”

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(Source: pissent)

  • Satan: [appears]
  • Satan: You can have anything you wan--
  • Me: LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What?
  • Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What the--?
  • Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
  • Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
  • Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

nosdrinker:

he looks like real life sid from toy story

(Source: idkgifss)

happy-follows-sweaty:

floraliris:

DREAMS

i fancy a banana

(Source: richrdhammond)

666-slut:

IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY

(Source: tuhree)